How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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