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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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