- Anti Joke

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

children burning

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright