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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Neither have I

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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