- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

black people are white when i use night gogles

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

heat!

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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