Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Yo mama's fat.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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