- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

oooh look a banshee

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

How high is a Chinaman

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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