- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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