- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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