Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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