Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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