a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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