knock, knock whos there child molestor

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Elizabeth Warren

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What did the fish say after he

squash squash who squash my ass

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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