1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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