Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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