There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Whats worse than a joke? This

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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