- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

roses are red, violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

guest what i love pancakes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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