There's a god, just kidding.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Alex Gedrose.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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