What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Alex Gedrose.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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