What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Anti Joke

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