Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Bob dole

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Whats white and sticky fluff

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How much Is a free app on my market?

say cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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