And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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