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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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