- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

a man is running away

Dylan is a person

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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