squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Hillary Clinton

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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;aosughdfo

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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one day i went to bed

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