What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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