- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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