- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Black people

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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