- Anti Joke

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

A whale's vagina

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a duck?

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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