A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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pickle sniffer

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What time is it? 20:45.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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