Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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