Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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my whole life!

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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