Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

you just contradicted yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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