- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

19th amendment

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Zach Barlow

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

bitches be crafty.

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