- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

wanna hear a joke? no.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

So a seal walks into a club..

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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