- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Dogs

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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