im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I was born.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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