Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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knock knock go away

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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