A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Women's rights.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

The Pope

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Strawberries!

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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