Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

girls basketball

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

I need a good anti joke....

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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