A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Mitt Romney penis

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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