- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

learn the ropes?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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