A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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pickle juice?

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Spotto

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Snarf Nuggets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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