How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Butt Sex.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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