Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

guess what? chicken butt.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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