Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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