- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Barack Obama

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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womens rights to vote

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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