- Anti Joke

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.