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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

my captcha says : forkin chickens

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

whats a willy? -brock

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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