- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Penis

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

womens rights to vote

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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